Daily Humor

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them loose change f= rom my purse, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure.   Becomi= ng a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you’re just a mother. The next yo= u are all-wise. And prehistoric. &nb= sp; Grandchildren don’t stay…

Wh= y did Shakespeare always write with a pen?  Because = pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?   What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence   What do you call a ske= leton with only a head?  A nobody.=   What did the bossy…

Wh= y did Shakespeare always write with a pen?  Because = pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?   What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence   What do you call a ske= leton with only a head?  A nobody.=   What did the bossy…

Wh= at do PHD students eat when they’re hungry?  = Academi= a nuts.   Why did the Oreo go to the de= ntist?  Because he lost his filling.   Excuse me sir, will my pizza be long?  No, it’ll be round.   Why do fish live in salt water?  Pepper…

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by t= he things you didn’t do than by the ones you did.” ~ Mark Twain   “Hope has two beautiful daugh= ters. Their names are Anger and Courage. Anger at the way things are, and C= ourage to see that they…

[Personal Note: I don’t take offense at humor about heaven, St. Peter, or = the Pearly gates.  If you do, just click on the garbage icon now.]   A man die= s and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. S= t. Peter says,…

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated = as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of t= he Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it.   What he saw was an old= leaf that had been pressed in between…

Top 10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Dad Say]=   – Well, what do y= ou know? I’m lost. We’ll have to stop and get some directions.   – Well, hone= y, you are thirteen now. I bet you’re ready to start dating.   – Here are the= keys to…

[Ever= y year I promise my bride I will not mention her age or her birthday on my = Grif Net blog. I boast about mine, since God has been good to give me 78+ y= ears. So now I am pleased that my wife finally caught up with me. …

What = kind of building weighs the least?A lighthouse &nbsp= ; Did you hear about the final unit available in the apartment bui= lding? It was last but not leased What clothes does a house wear= ?An address   Why did the house go to = the doctor? It had…

[A nurse who worked for years with the dying wrote a list of= the top 5 regrets people say aloud on their deathbed.  This confirmed= my desire NOT to say any of these.] 1. "I wish I’d had the courage to live= a life true to myself, not the life…

[25 y= ears ago (January 2001), I posted what it will be like in the future in Cal= ifornia. These were funny jokes about the future. Now? Many are true.]=   **You make over $300,0= 00 and still can’t afford a house. &= nbsp; **You ride a bus and are…

Why did the hockey player color his teeth orange? So they would be easier to find on the ice= =2E   Why is a pig in the house like a house on fire? The sooner it is put out, the better.   Why did the baker qu= it making donuts?…