[Starting a week of “family humor”=
, with Mom, of course.]
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
I asked my mom=
what I could get her for Mother’s Day.
She said she’d really like a doctor for a son-in-law.
Why is =
a computer so smart?
It listens to its m=
otherboard.
A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?”
The dad says, “A man is someone who is re=
sponsible and cares for their family.”
The kid replies, “I hope one day I can be a man just lik=
e mom!”
Sweater: Something you wear when your mom gets cold.
It&#=
8217;s not easy being a mom.
If it were,=
dads would do it.
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Mom logic: If you fall out of that tree and break your=
legs, don’t come running to me!
What three words can solve all of =
Dad’s problems?
“Ask your mo=
ther.”
Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest dau=
ghter in the world?
Mom: I don’t k=
now. You’ll have to ask grandma.
My Dad thinks he wears the trouser=
s in our house,
but it’s always M=
om who tells him which pair to put on!
~~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I Love=
”