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[This was the Grif.Net blog sent out the day befo= re 9/11. Few cares then except getting old and laughing. For thousands, the= y would never have that opportunity] "In A Sound Of Music"= [Author Unknown]          &n= bsp;           &nbsp= ;           Maalox and nose drops and needles for knittin’. Walkers and handrails…

Ten Trivial Facts to Astound your Friends and Family=   1. Mosquitos favorite color is blue. =   2. Superman’s birthday is F= ebruary 29th.   3. A wheeled office chair travels about 8 miles = a year.   4. In an average lifetime, a person will grow 6 feet…

Here are 10 items/people that are from the past but = now are known by totally different names. Enjoy them. ANSWER ONLY ONE publi= cly so others can play. Answers tomorrow. NO Google or AI. This tests your = brain, not your computer’s chips. =   1. What were Delicious…

Herman Voss was a Christian song writer and organist= =2E His work for “Singspiration Music” focused on children and = teens. My wife’s mother, Norinne Bohren, found his children’s s= ong about work and taught it to her children. She convinced them that Labor= Day was Fall Clean-up Day before…

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lea= n not on your own understanding.” — Proverbs 3:5 =   Mondays ofte= n come with a plan. We know what needs to get done, what problems need to b= e solved, and what we hope the week will look…

“Under the Same Management for 2000 Years&#822= 1;   “Honk If You Love Jesus. Text While Driving If You Want to Meet = Him”   “Too Hot to Change Sign. Sin Bad, Jesus Good. Details In= side”   “Wanted: Singers – Inchoir Within” =   “Sin B= urn Is Prevented…

 One day while looking around my old church, I = saw a wooden plaque in the kitchen with a button. The button didn’t w= ork.   That was when I read the sign above the plague: “When you are= through using the kitchen, push button to summon a servant to…

A little boy ran home from Sunday school and excited= ly told his mother, "I learned God’s first name today!" Surprised, his mother asked, "Oh really?= What is it?" The boy proudly r= eplied, "ANDY! We sang it in the song: ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks= with me…’  …

I tried to make up a joke about ghosts but I couldn’= t. It had plenty of spirit but no body. So I shifted to making= jokes about retirement, but none of them were working either.   I got an A= on my origami assignment when I turned my paper…

A lit= tle boy didn’t want to put a dime from his allowance into the offering plat= e. His mother decided to use some quick, creative reasoning to convince him= =2E She leaned over and whispered, "Quick, drop it i= n the plate. It’s tainted!" = The boy quickly dropped…

As Gandhi stepped aboard a train one day, one of = his sandals slipped off and landed on the track. He was unable to retrieve = it as the train was picking up speed.   To the amazement of his compa= nions, Gandhi calmly took off his other sandal and…

Moses wa wandering around in the wilderness and he found the = burning bush.   He looked closer and saw that while the bush was clearly on fi= re, it was not burning up.   He just can’t believe his eyes, and in his amazem= ent he muttered, "No way!"…

LOL:&= nbsp;Living On Lipitor   BTW: Bring= The Wheelchair   IMHO: Is My Hearing= -Aid On?   LMDO: Laughing My Dentures= Out   ROFLACGU: Rolling On The Floor= Laughing And Can’t Get Up =   = TTYL:&n= bsp;Talk To You Louder   WAITT:  Wh= o Am I Talking To?   BYOT: Bring Your= Own Teeth…