My gr=
andpa went bald by age 50, but he still carried a comb in his pocket. =
Obviously, he just couldn’t part with it.
When you die, what part of the body dies last? =
My optician said it is the pupils in your eyes. They dilate.=
A woman had a baby, then simply set fire to =
all the bills the hospital and doctor sent.
As she skipped =
town without paying, she decided to name the little girl Bernadette.=
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Exaggera=
tions have become an epidemic.
They went up by a millio=
n percent last year.
I enjoy my two=
living-room lamps but never get that close to them.
=
Guess w=
e have an on-off relationship.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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“It is not enough to s=
tare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “