[These attempts at humor would make a ten-year-old laugh, for s=
ure]
D=
o pigs ever go crazy?
Maybe, Granddad said h=
e had one that went hog wild.
What did ET say to the pitcher of water?
Take me to your liter.
How do trees access the internet?
They log on.
How do mountains see?
They peak.
What did the sea monster say after eating the ship?
I can’t believe I ate the hull thing.
Why do=
trees have so many friends?
They branch out=
=2E
Ho=
w did the scientist clone a deer?
He bought =
a doe it yourself kit.
Where do you imprison a skeleton?
In a rib cage.
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? =
When they met, sparks flew.
Our dog is a nuisance sinc=
e he chases everyone on a bicycle. How can I make him stop?
Take away his bicycle.
~~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
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[email protected] &nbs=
p;www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I Love&=
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