What’s the difference between an all-you-can-e=
at restaurant and dinner at grandma’s house?
At the restaurant, you get to decide when you=
’ve had enough
How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
My Uncle used to say, “When one=
door closes, another opens.”
He w=
as a decent philosopher, but a lousy cabinet maker.
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bsp;
My family has a tradition of placing bets o=
n how high they can hoist my mother’s sister each Christmas at the fa=
mily get together.
I keep telling them t=
o stop as it will end in disaster, but they just keep upping the ante each =
year.
My grandmother was a very tough woman.
She buried three husbands, but only two of them were dead.
My uncl=
e was a circus clown. When he died, everyone showed up.
In one car.
After nearly 50 years, my grandmother has fin=
ally gotten my grandpa to stop biting his nails.
She hid his teeth.
What do you call an angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
My grandma makes the best cooki=
es. She makes them so fast.
It seems to =
only take her nana-seconds.
What’s it called when you have your gra=
ndmother on speed dial?
Instagram.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.ne=
t
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the st=
airs “
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