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Did you hear the one about . . . the elephant with d= iarrhea? It’s all over town.=   Di= d you hear the one about . . . the canyon? It’s Grand.   Did you hear the one about . . . the bed?] It hasn’t been made up…

Came = across a list of Tom Swifty jokes, where the final adverb adds a sharp (and= funny) point to the sentence. Of course, for my grandkids I changed if all= to “Grandpa” instead of “Tom”.  So now workin= g on some “Grandpa Swifties”.   “I don’t think I could…

Many had fun with last week’s quiz, so here is= another odd quiz.  Clues may sound CRAZY, but each answer is sane and= fitting for the definition   PLEASE: NO HELP FROM ANY SOURCE POST ONE ANSWER PUBLICLY   Example:y =3D Musician= who does nothing but fiddle around =3D violinist…

My li= fe I give to You, O Lord, Use me, I pray. May I= glorify Your precious name In all I do and say. Let me trust You in the valley dark As well as in the light= , Knowing You will always lead me; Your will is= always…

I just saw a grandpa help a youngster who was j= ust staring into his phone and looked lost, to cross the street.=   The road to success has too many tem= pting parking spaces.   Most people work j= ust hard enough not to get fired and get paid just…

[Many= complained that they did not receive todays Grif Net humor blog. So I&#821= 7;m sending it againand pray the Pony Express rider doesn’t run i= nto more trouble.]   Taxes Q&A = Q: There are two types of people who complain about paying t= heir income tax. A: Men…

Really not much humor in this time of year in America. April= 15th is the date for filing income taxes.=C2=A0 Of course, the amount has = already either been withheld weekly from paychecks (which the government ha= s then used free all year) or if self-employed, through quarterly estimated= payments.…

Thoughts on Losing Weight –   "A diet is a weigh of li= fe."   "It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight,= it’s the seconds."   "It’s something most of us do religiously: We= eat what we want and pray we don’t gain weight."  …

Here is another odd quiz.  Clues may sound CRAZ= Y, but each answer is sane and fitting for the definition   PLEASE: NO HELP= FROM ANY SOURCE POST ONE ANSWER PUBLICL= Y   Example:x. Two bicycles that look exactly alike =3D Identical Schwi= ns   Quiz: 1. A scientist whose…

“MY JESUS FAIR”Words: Chris Anderson= Music: Greg Habegger   Verse 1:My J= esus, fair, was pierced by thornsBy thorns grown from the fall.Thus= He who gave the curse was tornTo end that curse for all. Verse = 2:My Jesus, meek, was scorned by menBy men in blasphemy."F= ather, forgive their…

DID Y= OU KNOW . . . there is a dog named “Fried Egg”?  I assume = he rolls ‘over easy’.   DID Y= OU KNOW . . . an ant tried to enlist in the US Army? He wanted to enter the= Apple Corps.   DID YOU KNOW .…

Test the family around the table tonight with these = questions:   How to you make a slow horse fast? Tie him up How do you make a stew golden?Add 14 carrots How did the Three Bear family ke= ep that pesky blonde girl from returning to their house?The put…

The farthest that the moon is from the earth is 252,= 500 miles.  In that space (between the earth/moon) you could put EVERY= OTHER PLANET in our solar system.  I did not think this possible sinc= e planets like Jupiter are10+ times larger than Earth, so, of course, I did=…