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10/08/26 Grif.Net – Riddles (part 4)

10/08/26 Grif.Net – Riddles (part 4)

Do you know why snowmen get cold feet in bed?

They sleep on sheets of ice.

 

Do turkeys have=
good table manners?

No. They always gob=
ble up their food.

 

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Is there a difference between a wild horse and a tame =
horse?

Only a bit.

 

Are you interested =
in watching me magically turn mud into garden soil?

No way. I’m don’t like dirty tricks.

 

What do you=
call a penguin in the middle of the Sahara Desert?
Lost.

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What is the difference between an old ten dollar bill and a n=
ew one?
Nine dollars.

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected]  www.grif.net

“1 cr=
oss + 3 nails =3D 4 given”

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