What happens to a baseball player when he begins to =
lose his sight?
He becomes an umpire.
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What do you call a burglar that falls into a cement mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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If you can’t find your base=
ball mitt in the back seat of the car, where should you check next?
The glove compartment.
What letter do you g=
ive to help a deaf women?
The letter =
220;A” because it would make her hear.
What is the difference betwe=
en a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
T=
he man wears an entire suit but the dog only pants.
What do you get when=
a cowboy spills root beer all over the kitchen stove?
Foam on the range.
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What do you have if you get a free dish of ice cream and toppings e=
very day in October?
A month of sundaes.
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~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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8220;It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “
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