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10/15/26 Grif.Net – Limericks

10/15/26 Grif.Net – Limericks

My kingdom for a horse he said

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Yet Richard the Third we’ve not read

Though the play’s assigned

Shakespeare’s such a grind

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‘d sooner chill with Mister Ed

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You=
ng Bobby Tucker chats the whole day through

His teacher said, “That’s all you ever do.

Today is geography,

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you can do for me

Is form a sentence u=
sing ‘Katmandu’ “

 

I’m pretty certain you won&#821=
7;t have a clue

But I would like an answ=
er out of you.”

“Well, Batm=
an don’t chase mice,”

Bobby=
said in a trice
“But you can bet your life that Katmandu.”

 

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There once was a man from the wood

Whose limeric=
ks weren’t so good

‘Cause try as he may

The rhymes were okay

But he always tried to shove a=
s many syllables into the last line as he possibly could

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin
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“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”

 

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