Here is a variety of fun family-friendly riddles to =
enjoy around the dinner table tonight.
What did the dirt say to the rain?=
If you keep this up, my name will be m=
ud!
Why should you never throw grandpa’s false teeth at a vehicle?
You might denture car.
What do call a crimi=
nal landing an airplane?
Condescending.=
Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
=
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.
Why do quarterbacks tell ob=
vious jokes?
So they don’t go over thei=
r receivers’ heads.
What month is the shortest of the year?
May, it only has three letters.
Do you fall asleep=
easily at night?
I’m so good at sleepin=
g I can do it with my eyes closed.
=
What happens when a strawberry gets ru=
n over crossing the street?
Traffic jam=
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Dr Bob G=
riffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”=
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