Here is a variety of fun family-friendly riddles to =
enjoy around the dinner table tonight.
What did 20 do when it was hungry?=
28.
Why is grass so dangerous? =
Because it’s full of blades.
Why shouldn&#=
8217;t you fundraise for marathons?
The=
y just take the money and run.
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p;
Why does it take pirates a long time to le=
arn the alphabet?
Because they spend ye=
ars at C.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can’t you put two ha=
lf-dollars in your pocket?
Because two =
halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!
How much do rainbows we=
igh?
Not much. They’re actually p=
retty light.
What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory?
A spokesperson.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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p; www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
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