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Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: It was the chicken’s day off. Q: A totally black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was cruising around a corner with no…

To realize the value of a sister or brother: Ask someone who doesn’t have one. To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed…

Sherlock Holmes and his faithful companion Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. They find a beautiful spot and set up their tent. After a full day of enjoying nature, they go into their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes Dr. Watson and says, “Look up at…

Answers overheard in Sunday School . . . Q. Does anyone here know what a bishop does? A. Moves diagonally. Q. Why did the Israelis make a golden calf? A. They didn’t have enough gold to make a cow. Q. Where do people go who use bad language? A. To…

School’s been out a while and terrible jokes, riddles and groaners are missing from your kitchen table? NOT ANY MORE!! Q. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what is four and five? A. Nine. Q. What do you call a hippie’s wife? A. Mississippi Q. What do you call…

Marilyn wrote to say, “I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I’m just sayin’, after 55 years, I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

Bob sent this testimonial. “As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door (whose bedroom looks like Mission Control) and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and…

For two years they knew each other with mutual and growing dislike. He was the wild youth, pushing the envelope, while she was Miss prim and proper. Both were gifted, talented, in plays and choirs, but no inclination to think of one another. Friday the 13th of September 1968. Propelled…

More than anything, my old friend JJ wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him while he visited me in Wyoming, I took him to a rancher friend of mine and asked him to show JJ around. JJ was excited. The old rancher took him to the corral and…

A lot of money in Vegas is tainted – taint yours and taint mine either. ~~ There’s the touching story of the young man who said to his girlfriend, “I bet you wouldn’t marry me.” The story goes that she not only called his bet but she raised him five!…

The devout cowboy in Wyoming lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised…

TRUE/FALSE QUIZ ABOUT LAS VEGAS 1 Las Vegas means “the meadows” in Spanish. 2 More that half of Nevada’s 200,000+ slot machines are located here. 3 The first neon sign appeared in Las Vegas in 1954. 4 The average annual temperature in Las Vegas is 66 degrees (it will be…

Mariah Carey – “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” Matt Lauer (NBC Today Show) – “Researchers have discovered…