Mariah Carey – “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
Matt Lauer (NBC Today Show) – “Researchers have discovered that chocolate
produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The
researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t
remember what they are.”
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor – “I haven’t committed a crime. What I
did was fail to comply with the law.”
Brooke Shields – “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very
important part of your life.”
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC – “Outside of the killings, Washington
has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
Jason Kidd (NBA star) – “We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
Hillary Clinton – “I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our
papers. We are the president.”
Congressional Candidate – “That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.”
Dan Quayle:(US Vice President) – “I love California. I practically grew up
in Phoenix.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”