Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: A totally black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was
cruising around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on
at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How
did the guy see the cow?
A: It was daytime.
Q: What type of car does an average cow drive?
A: A MOOdel T or a MOOstang
Q: What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
A: a Cattelac.
Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: a Milk Dud
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
Q: What is a cow’s favorite school subject?
A: COWculus
Q. What does the bull call its special cow?
A. Its significant udder
Q: Where do the cows go on Saturday night?
A: To the MOOvies.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef
Q: What type of coffee does a cow that just had a baby drink?
A: De-CALF-enated.
Q: Where do cows go when they get married?
A: On a honeyMOOn
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: a COW-askai MOO-torcycle.
Q: What did they play at the cow’s birthday?
A: MOO-sical chairs.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
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