Answers overheard in Sunday School . . .
Q. Does anyone here know what a bishop does?
A. Moves diagonally.
Q. Why did the Israelis make a golden calf?
A. They didn’t have enough gold to make a cow.
Q. Where do people go who use bad language?
A. To the golf course.
Q. What happened to Joan of Arc?
A. She was burned to a steak.
Q. What did your family give up for Lent?
A. Our New Year’s resolutions.
Q. Does your father have any religion?
A. He goes fishing every Sunday religiously.
Q. Do any of you children think there are animals in heaven?
A. Yes. Mom looked to heaven and said it was raining cats and dogs.
Q. Pray for the pastor. Did you know that it’s not easy to speak in public?
A. He’s not easy to listen to, either.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”