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School’s been out a while and terrible jokes, riddles and groaners are missing from your kitchen table? NOT ANY MORE!! Q. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what is four and five? A. Nine. Q. What do you call a hippie’s wife? A. Mississippi Q. What do you call…

Marilyn wrote to say, “I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I’m just sayin’, after 55 years, I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

Bob sent this testimonial. “As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door (whose bedroom looks like Mission Control) and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and…

For two years they knew each other with mutual and growing dislike. He was the wild youth, pushing the envelope, while she was Miss prim and proper. Both were gifted, talented, in plays and choirs, but no inclination to think of one another. Friday the 13th of September 1968. Propelled…

More than anything, my old friend JJ wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him while he visited me in Wyoming, I took him to a rancher friend of mine and asked him to show JJ around. JJ was excited. The old rancher took him to the corral and…

A lot of money in Vegas is tainted – taint yours and taint mine either. ~~ There’s the touching story of the young man who said to his girlfriend, “I bet you wouldn’t marry me.” The story goes that she not only called his bet but she raised him five!…

The devout cowboy in Wyoming lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised…

TRUE/FALSE QUIZ ABOUT LAS VEGAS 1 Las Vegas means “the meadows” in Spanish. 2 More that half of Nevada’s 200,000+ slot machines are located here. 3 The first neon sign appeared in Las Vegas in 1954. 4 The average annual temperature in Las Vegas is 66 degrees (it will be…

Mariah Carey – “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” Matt Lauer (NBC Today Show) – “Researchers have discovered…

Grandma K sent me this insightful idea: “Let’s put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home”. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks. They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they’d receive money instead of…

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled and I don’t want Novocain because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite…

A cowboy from Wyoming walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international rodeo for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the…

[Bob J forwarded this from a 6th grade boy, and I’m STILL laughing] Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always…