(Our Titanic humor last week brought some suggestions of other jokes from
avid grif.net junkies)
The MIGHT have been overheard when the ship went down . . .
So has the all-night buffet been cancelled?
How big a carry on can I take on the lifeboat?
So this isn’t New York?
It’s still better than Carnival!
Do you mind if I hold your baby for a minute?
This is definitely the last time I book a cheap repositioning cruise!
Ah, so this is what they mean by ‘cruise to nowhere’.
We can’t afford to stop here long. I’ve got a plane to catch in New York.
Nobody reads my tweets, but if we get one of the celebrities on board to
twitter this, it’ll hit the news!
Ooh my wife’s fallen overboard. Hold the lifeboat. I’ve got to update my
Facebook status.
I checked cruise brochure, and there was no mention of ‘Scenic Glacier
Cruise’!
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”