A bus carrying only ugly people crashed into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside died. As they stood at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their Maker, God decided to grant each person one wish because of the grief they had experienced. They’re all lined up, and…
09/27/12 Grif.Net Blog – Not sure of the Next Generation
After spending a couple hours with some young adults, I have come to the
following conclusions:
1. Typical science student thinks the Energizer Bunny disproves that
“conservation of energy” theory.
2. Most can’t locate the earth on a globe.
3. Many think “Bill Nye the Science Guy” is a grunge band.
4. If they can’t find a Number 2 pencil for a test, they bring half of a
Number 3.
5. Some think “Algorithm” might be a former Vice President bustin’ a move on
the dance floor.
6. All have short attention span. When given a math problem, they think “5
+ 3 equals … Hey! Nickelodeon is running a Brady Bunch marathon . . . ”
And the sad part? Six out of five math teachers say there’s no problem
whatsoever.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”