Am I too old to be Trick-or-Treating? Asked myself . .
Do I get out of breath knocking on the door?
Do I need someone to chew the candy for me?
Do I ask for high-fiber candy?
Do I lose your balance if someone drops a candy bar in my bag?
Do people say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and I’m not wearing a
mask?
Do I usually end up the night with a bag full of restraining orders?
Do I carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge my hairpiece?
Do I avoid going to houses where my church members live?
Do I think Batman really used a walker?
Answer? Think I may be staying home tonight.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”