“Domino vobiscum.”
The pizza guy is here.)
“Auda similarum ad seattles.”
(They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)
“Sharpei diem.”
(Sieze the wrinkled dog.)
“Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus.”
(Remove foil before microwaving.)
“Motorolus interruptus.”
(Hold on, I’m going into a tunnel.)
“Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus.”
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)
“Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum
pantorum.”
(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)
“E Pluribus Tupac.”
(Rap is everywhere.)
“Romniticus Governantimus Inevitabilitus.”
(Mitt is going to be President.)
“Veni, vedi, vichy.”
(I came, I saw, I capitulated to the Germans.)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”