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[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.  Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #1 – “LESSER-KNOWN DISNEY CHARACTERS”. = List the movie.  Answers tomorrow   Example: = a. DRIZELLA TREMAINE =3D “Cinderella”…

There’s = an oft-repeated story of a chicken farmer who found an = eagle’s egg. He put it with his chickens and soon the egg = hatched.   The young = eagle grew up with all the other chickens and whatever they did, the = eagle did too.  He thought he…

[Ken shared = some “helpful” definitions to assist student = learning]   Arbitrator: A = cook that leaves Arby’s to work for McDonald’s   Avoidable: = What a bullfighter tried to do   Bernadette: =  The act of torching a mortgage   Burglarize: = What a crook sees with  …

05/07/20 Grif.Net – Help from a Lawyer A man who = needed legal = help went to a = lawyer’s office. After being escorted inside, he = sat across = the desk from the lawyer. The man needs = legal help, but he wants to make sure he can afford…

After years of = putting money into a savings = account, my wife told me the good = news. “Hone= y, we’ve finally got enough money to buy the car what we started = saving for in 1971.” I blushed with = giddy excitement. “You mean a brand-new = Cadillac?”…

Sandy said, = “They say with age comes wisdom, so my face doesn’t have = wrinkles; it has wise cracks.”   Larry = confessed, “Dove Chocolate taste way better than their = soap.”   Marilyn L = admitted, “Today I’m doing nothing, because I started it = yesterday and I…

Wanda R = confessed, “2020 came out all looking like a warm chocolate chip = cookie.  Then one bite, and WHAM.  Oatmeal = raisin.”   Richard G = announced: “Since 500 people can be in Home Depot at one time, = next Sunday’s Church service will be held in Aisle…

For a woman = who was blinded at 6 weeks of age and never had the ability to = “see” or “watch”, Frances Jane Crosby van = Alstyne (better known to Christians as simply Fanny Crosby) saw with = eyes of faith better than most see physically today.  We celebrated…

[First of the = month. Every month puns and word-plays seem to get worse.  I = learned that if such word plays drive you crazy, it might be just = psychosemantic.]   What time of = day do I like?  6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands =…

Walking down = the street I found a cell phone.  It had no name on it, but I knew = whose it was.   So, I stopped = at the local TV station and asked for the weatherman. =   “Sir, I = think this is yours.”   “What =…

I was looking = for the perfect gift to get my wife for her birthday yesterday. = Are any of you old enough to remember as a child wearing = underwear with the days of the week printed on = them?   I thought the = set of these was…

My wife Teresa = is celebrating her special day under house-arrest.  Since I = can’t go to the store to purchase one, I’m looking for some = sweet sentiment to give her in a home-made card, showing what I think of = her.   What’s = your opinion of these?…

Bored with the = confinement of house arrest, I’m seeing many posts with lots of = questions to try to get to know one another.  From what YOU have = already revealed on social media, I already know TEN things about = you: 1) You can = read, since you…