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Sharon C = reminds us, “Daniel slept in a lion’s den. Peter slept in a = prison. Jesus slept in a storm. No matter what the circumstances, you = can always take a nap.”   Ken M wonders, = “I hope Elon Musk = never gets in a scandal. Elongate…

06/13/20 Weekend Grif.Net – Tired Out A. W. Tozer wrote near the end of his = ministry: "Pray for me = in light of the pressures of our times. Pray that I will = not just come to a wearied end – an exhausted, tired old preacher = interested only…

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of = speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising = or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is = from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has = given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Final installment = is about money]   **Money is…

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of = speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising = or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is = from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has = given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Fourth installment = is about work]   **Easy method…

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of = speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising = or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is = from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has = given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Third installment = is about food and drink]  …

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of = speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising = or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is = from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has = given rise to many humorous “one-liners” as well. Second = installment is about children and…

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of = speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising = or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is = from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has = given rise to many humorous “one-liners” as well. First = installment is about love and…

Imagine someone dependent on their own will and desire for = salvation actually praying honestly . . .   "Lord, I thank You I am not like those poor = presumptuous Calvinists. Lord, I was born with a glorious free-will; I = was born with power by which I can…

Online Seminars for wives (only if husbands complete all = three basic levels of instruction)**COMMUNICA= TION SKILLS: Tears. The LAST resort, not the first. Bonus tips on = getting what you want without nagging and a brief video lesson on = “How to End a Phone Call”   **SILENCE: The…

Final set of online classes for husbands are now being = offered. **REFRIGERATOR FORENSICS:  = Identifying and removing the dead**BATHROOM ETIQUETTE: Using the = moving parts of a toilet: lid and seat (up-and-down), flushing lever. = Bonus section: removing beard clippings from the sink **CORTEX = MANIPULATION: How to fight…

Higher level online Training Classes for husbands are also = being offered. **MAGIC: = How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step instructions, with power-point = presentation.   **SCIENCE: = Toilet paper rolls: do they spontaneously grow on the holders? = Round-table discussion.   **WASHING: = Differences between the laundry…

Online Training Classes for husbands are now being = offered.  Mark it down: your wife would like you to enroll in at = least one, if not all, of these:**HEALTH = WATCH: Bringing her flowers or candy is not harmful to your health. = Graphics and audio tape.   **TRAVEL:…

[Which do you = like most – a play on stage or a play on words?=A0 First weekday = of the month is your ticket to high-brow word play and puns.=A0 Hope you = discover where you can find some.]   Overheard the = lawn guy talking to his girlfriend:…