[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Third installment =
is about food and drink]
**Knowledge is =
recognizing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit =
salad.
**If tomato is =
a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.
**You are what =
you eat, which may contains nuts.
**I removed =
all the bad food from the house and found it =
delicious.
**I ate a =
clock yesterday but it was very time consuming.
**I try to =
watch what I eat and yet my eyes just aren’t quick =
enough.
**There are a =
bunch of different crunches that affect the abs … my favorite is =
Nestle’s.
**Celery is =
95% water and 100% not pizza.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"