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Q: Who are the = hamburgers’ favorite people? A: = Vegetarians.   Q: Why do = criminals always try to rob bakeries first? A: They think = it the easiest way to get their hands on fast = dough.   Q: Did you = hear the report by the mother…

[I’m a = Dad/Grandpa.  Sorry, it’s just the way I = am.]   Q: If = alligator skins make a good pair of boots, what do banana peels = make? A: Good = slippers.   Q: If mom = sews, dad weaves and sister crochets, what do you = have?…

Weighing Goods = and Making Prudential DecisionsKevin T. = Bauder To get to work = I have to drive south about five miles and then west about four miles. I = can take a variety of routes to cover that distance. I can drive south = through city traffic on…

One Sunday, when our little girl was about four, it was = her turn to give thanks for dinner.   She began to pray, "Dear Lord, thank you for Mommy = and Daddy, Grandpa and Grandma, my brothers and all my = friends.”  Then she looked at the table and…

Yesterday I told my students, "Class, this morning we = will have only half day of school!" "Yaaaay!" they all = shouted. Then I added, "This = afternoon we will enjoy the other = half."   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I…

Tim M = reported: “A Colorado rancher has been charged with feeding = marijuana to his cattle. It’s an unprecedented case, and the = steaks are high.”   Clayton H = admits, “I love racing cars, but I never win.  The cars are = always faster than I can run.”…

The other night I dreamed that my Candy Crush account got = deleted. I woke up and was so relieved to remember I never played = Candy Crush.   The other night I dreamed that I was a muffler on an old = Chevy. I woke up = exhausted.  …

Vincent M = asked, “Does anyone know how long toilet paper will last if you = freeze it?”   Tim M warned, “The Flat Earth Society is worried = that social distancing will push people over the = edge.”   Scott C admitted, “If I had known in March that…

[My friend Bruce from New Glasgow, PEI, Canada, shared this = anonymous poem]   I may never see tomorrow, there is no written = guarantee. And things that happened yesterday belong to = history.=   I cannot predict the future, I cannot change the = past I have just the…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.  Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #5 – “DONALD DUCK”.  Answers = tomorrow   1. Who is = Donald’s girlfriend?   2. What was =…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.  Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #4 – “ODD JOBS”.  Answers = tomorrow What would you = be doing if you took a job as…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.=C2=A0 Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #3 – =E2=80=9CCOMIC CHARACTERS=E2=80=9D.=C2=A0 = Answers tomorrow   1. What is the = name of Dagwood and Blondies dog?…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.  Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #2 – “INITIALLY”.  Answers = tomorrow   1. Why did = President Ulysses S. Grant change his name from…