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A friend said, = “We homeschooled our kids throughout Jr and Sr High School, = watching them learn to love history, English, science, literature and a = host of electives.   Like many, my = daughter struggled with math. She believed the devil was behind the evil = of exchanging…

Many are = wondering IF there will be an NFL Football season.=C2=A0 Others wonder = if a team may simply fold without massive income from TV/Ticket sales on = which financial commitments were made.=C2=A0 So here are a = dozen US cities awarded NFL teams, all of which folded between…

My old classmate went to see a therapist.   Therapist: I think you have a phobia concerning marriage. = Do you know what the symptoms are? Classmate: Can’t say I = do Therapist: That is one of the = symptoms, yes.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net…

Me: Okay, God, = here’s the thing. I’m scared. I’m trying not to be, but I = am.   God: I know. = Want to talk about it?   Me: Do we need = to? I mean, you already know.   God: Let’s = talk about it anyway.  We’ve done…

Walking past a = local farm, I read the sign, “Duck, eggs”. I = immediately critiqued the message, thinking to myself, “What an = unnecessary comma.” Then it hit me.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

Jer= emiah G admitted, “Almost split the church over a typo today. Who = would’ve thought announcing Vaccination Bible School would be so = controversial?”   Sus= an H called the hot line: “I put vegetables in my new pressure pot = and pushed ‘cake’ and when it was done,…

Years ago my = son and I were studying astronomy and the solar system for school.  = One question after another was taxing my brain.   Finally he = asked, “Dad, do you know what an eclipse is? I answered, = “No sun”.   He seemed = disappointed and said…

[Faced with = horror of an unseen enemy in a virus and then the terror from the = visible enemy of anarchy destroying America, I’m glad many friends = still retain a good sense of humor. The NY Times in April said “It = is okay to try to find…

[Dad Jokes. = Read ‘em and weep (or groan or roll your = eyes).]   When does a = joke become a dad joke? When it becomes = apparent.   This graveyard = looks overcrowded and all fenced off. People must be dying to get = in. My math book…

I do not = choose to be a common man. It is my right to be uncommon, if I can. =   ~ I seek = opportunity, not security.   ~ I do not = wish to be a kept citizen, humbled, dulled, by having the state look = after…

[Final = practical and helpful ideas to help spruce up your home and = kitchen.  Some from Martha, too.] MARTHA’S WAY #16: = Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for = future use in casseroles and sauces. MY WAY: = Leftover wine? Not familiar with that…

[Good = professional ideas from Martha and personal insights from = Bob]   MARTHA’S = WAY #11: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking = to yield a beautiful glossy finish. MY WAY: The = Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites = over the…

[Sending out = word plays and puns the first of each month, in spite of popular = demand]   Heard the = courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are = sketchy.   Read that a = local man was killed when his piano fell over on him when he…