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[More results = of tests on how much kids learned at home in the late great = unpleasantness.  They tell me that they did really gooder on = English.]   Q: Define the = word ‘monotony’: A: = "Monotony is being married to the same person all your = life"…

[With schools = closed for 3 months, I taught my kids at home.  Here are some = answers to the end-of-the-year tests to prove the excellent job I = did]   Q: Who was = Ivanhoe? A: A Russian = gardener   Q: Name the = days of the week…

[As I get on = up in years – a ways from “ancient” but feel it some = days – I have more time to think]   Asking myself = what do gardeners do after they retire?   The best thing = about being really old is a lack of…

Q #1. Should I = have a baby after 35?A. No, 35 children is enough. Q #2. When = will my baby move?A. With any luck, right after he finishes = college. Q #3. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness = or the flu?A. If it’s…

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At  our = 50th (Golden) Wedding Anniversary celebration, Teresa and I summed up = the reason for our long and happy marriage. Bob said, "I = have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no ‘I’ in the word = ‘marriage.’" Teresa said, "For my part, I have…

Coming up on = our 50th Golden Wedding Anniversary, so my children asked if = I would give them the “unwritten rules” for how a marriage = can last 50 years.  So here goes:   1. =   2. =   3. =   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected]…

[My friend Wayne overheard this in the = courtroom]   Attorney: "Isn’t it true that you’ve been running = around with another woman?" Witness: "Yes, but you can’t prove = it!" Judge: "Do you know what = would happen to you if you told a lie?" Witness: "I would go…

While driving the cattle to summer pasture, a Wyoming = cowboy smiled to himself and said, “Boy, howdy, I really love my = job”.   A steer replied, “Ha! All you do is boss me around = all day!”   The rancher, clearly upset by this, responded, “What = did…

Sharon C = reminds us, “Daniel slept in a lion’s den. Peter slept in a = prison. Jesus slept in a storm. No matter what the circumstances, you = can always take a nap.”   Ken M wonders, = “I hope Elon Musk = never gets in a scandal. Elongate…

06/13/20 Weekend Grif.Net – Tired Out A. W. Tozer wrote near the end of his = ministry: "Pray for me = in light of the pressures of our times. Pray that I will = not just come to a wearied end – an exhausted, tired old preacher = interested only…

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of = speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising = or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is = from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has = given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Final installment = is about money]   **Money is…

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of = speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising = or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is = from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has = given rise to many humorous “one-liners”. Fourth installment = is about work]   **Easy method…