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Walking past a = local farm, I read the sign, “Duck, eggs”. I = immediately critiqued the message, thinking to myself, “What an = unnecessary comma.” Then it hit me.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

Jer= emiah G admitted, “Almost split the church over a typo today. Who = would’ve thought announcing Vaccination Bible School would be so = controversial?”   Sus= an H called the hot line: “I put vegetables in my new pressure pot = and pushed ‘cake’ and when it was done,…

Years ago my = son and I were studying astronomy and the solar system for school.  = One question after another was taxing my brain.   Finally he = asked, “Dad, do you know what an eclipse is? I answered, = “No sun”.   He seemed = disappointed and said…

[Faced with = horror of an unseen enemy in a virus and then the terror from the = visible enemy of anarchy destroying America, I’m glad many friends = still retain a good sense of humor. The NY Times in April said “It = is okay to try to find…

[Dad Jokes. = Read ‘em and weep (or groan or roll your = eyes).]   When does a = joke become a dad joke? When it becomes = apparent.   This graveyard = looks overcrowded and all fenced off. People must be dying to get = in. My math book…

I do not = choose to be a common man. It is my right to be uncommon, if I can. =   ~ I seek = opportunity, not security.   ~ I do not = wish to be a kept citizen, humbled, dulled, by having the state look = after…

[Final = practical and helpful ideas to help spruce up your home and = kitchen.  Some from Martha, too.] MARTHA’S WAY #16: = Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for = future use in casseroles and sauces. MY WAY: = Leftover wine? Not familiar with that…

[Good = professional ideas from Martha and personal insights from = Bob]   MARTHA’S = WAY #11: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking = to yield a beautiful glossy finish. MY WAY: The = Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites = over the…

[Sending out = word plays and puns the first of each month, in spite of popular = demand]   Heard the = courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are = sketchy.   Read that a = local man was killed when his piano fell over on him when he…

[Continuing = comparison of “professional” hacks and a “hack” = hacks]   MARTHA’S = WAY #6: To easily remove burnt-on food from your skillet, = simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover = bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on = stovetop. MY…

[Read a = magazine article on methods Martha Stewart has for help around the = house.  My ways seem to work just as well as the professional = advice. You be the judge.]   MARTHA’S = WAY #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to…

[Cal Thomas, = America’s most-syndicated columnist, is the author of 10 books and = shares his observation on events of the past few = weeks.]   What did we = think would happen once boundaries were = destroyed?   The chaos = plaguing the country today was inevitable after truth,…

[Final = offering to demonstrate all the kids have = learned.]   Q: What is = artificial respiration commonly known as? A: The kiss of = death   Q: How would = you treat a head cold? A: Use an = agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into…