[Final =
offering to demonstrate all the kids have =
learned.]
Q: What is =
artificial respiration commonly known as?
A: The kiss of =
death
Q: How would =
you treat a head cold?
A: Use an =
agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your =
throat
Q: What should =
be done if someone has been bitten by a dog?
A: Put the dog =
away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill =
it
Q: What has to =
be established before giving a blood =
transfusion?
A: If the =
blood is affirmative or negative
Q: How should =
you remove dust from the eye?
A: Pull the =
eye down over the nose
Q: What is an =
enema?
A: Someone who =
is not your friend
Q: What is a =
morbid state?
A: Part of an =
auction when a bigger offer is made
Q: Give an =
example of a fungus and share a characteristic or =
feature?
A: Mushrooms. =
They always grow in damp places and so they look like =
umbrellas
Q: What is =
momentum?
A: What you =
give someone to remember you when they go away
Q: What is a =
vacuum
A: A large =
empty space where the pope lives
Q: What is a =
magnet?
A: Something =
you find crawling on a dead cat
Q: Which of =
Shakespeare’s plays relate to you as a =
student?
A: A Midsummer =
Ice Cream
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"