After the President’s news conference was over, = one of the reporters made the observation that for the first time in our = nation’s history we won’t be celebrating Easter. Well let me = tell you one thing, he’s dead wrong. We might not celebrate what Easter has become…
04/10/20 Grif.Net – Garage Sale
= “Garage = sale this Saturday, 7:00 a.m. until 100 = degrees.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"
04/09/20 Grif.Net – Making Money
With all the = craziness of the Stock Market this last month I asked my broker if he = had a secret for making a small fortune investing in the = market. He shook his = head yes, and with a smile leaned over and whispered, “Always = start…
04/08/20 Grif.Net – Maybe Talking Too Much?
“Hi! My = name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. = “It’s so nice to meet you!” “I’= m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m = so excited! I remember when he was just a little thumbkin and now =…
04/07/20 Grif.Net – Overheard
Overheard on = Noah’s Ark: “What a lousy cruise. Think it has rained every = day!” Overheard = at railroad yard: “I’m not sure how many trains I’ve = wrecked. I just can’t keep = track.” Overheard by a = husband: “Not to brag, but I went into another…
04/06/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates
Andy C = admitted, “I honestly hadn’t planned to give up this much = for Lent.” Ken M = explained, “I think the most groundbreaking invention of all time = was the shovel.” Lyssa Z = testified, “I’ve found out I have 3 new hobbies I never =…
04/04/20 Weekend Grif.Net – Prayer
[Here is a = prayer by Scott Walker, former Governor of Wisconsin. I supported = his efforts in that state (where I lived, earned BA and MA degrees and = pastored two churches for 14 years) and enjoy his writing and = insights] Robert – Here is a prayer I…
04/03/20 Grif.Net – Even MORE Books for Quarantine Reading
[Offer these = books to teens who are going stir-crazy during = lock-down] “Nothing To Do" by I.B. = Bored “Take = Your Time” by Joaquin Slowly “Architec= ture 101” by Bill Ding “Alaskan = Gold Rush” by I.M. Panning “Runn= ing of the Bulls” by Will…
04/02/20 Grif.Net – Quarantine Reading List
[Ken forwarded = these old book titles for your reading during house arrest. Blame = him] “Saving for a Rainy Day” by Justin = Case “Orphaned= In Indiana” by Hoosier Daddy “Food = Safety” by Sam O’Nella “Predicti= ng the Future” by Chrystal Ball and Clair =…
04/01/20 Grif.Net – P.U.NS
[Puns upon a midnight = dreary, lexical semantics for the weak and = weary] What breed of = dog will unlock your front door? Yorkie He drove his = expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes = bends. What do you = call a…
03/31/20 Grif.Net – Can’t Take It With You
A miserly = lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to = prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with = you.” After much = thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out = how to take at least some of…
03/30/20 Grif.Net – Grocery Store Line
It was early Monday morning, and I was waiting in a long = line to shop at the grocery store that opened an hour early for seniors = only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in = at the front of the line,…
03/28/20 Weekend Grif.Net – Lockdown
[A Capuchin = Franciscan, Brother Richard Hendrick, lives in Ireland and penned a = touching poem about coronavirus called “Lockdown”. Much = thanks to my friend Bruce in PEI Canada for the = forward.] “Lockdo= wn” Yes there is fear. Yes there is isolation. Yes there is panic buying.…