“MY JESUS FAIR”Words: Chris Anderson= Music: Greg Habegger Verse 1:My J= esus, fair, was pierced by thornsBy thorns grown from the fall.Thus= He who gave the curse was tornTo end that curse for all. Verse = 2:My Jesus, meek, was scorned by menBy men in blasphemy."F= ather, forgive their…
04/10/26 Grif.Net – Did You Know?
DID Y= OU KNOW . . . there is a dog named “Fried Egg”? I assume = he rolls ‘over easy’. DID Y= OU KNOW . . . an ant tried to enlist in the US Army? He wanted to enter the= Apple Corps. DID YOU KNOW .…
04/09/26 Grif.Net – How?
Test the family around the table tonight with these = questions: How to you make a slow horse fast? Tie him up How do you make a stew golden?Add 14 carrots How did the Three Bear family ke= ep that pesky blonde girl from returning to their house?The put…
04/08/26 Grif.Net – Odd Fact About Our Moon
The farthest that the moon is from the earth is 252,= 500 miles. In that space (between the earth/moon) you could put EVERY= OTHER PLANET in our solar system. I did not think this possible sinc= e planets like Jupiter are10+ times larger than Earth, so, of course, I did=…
04/07/26 Grif.Net – Important Questions (+ Answers to Easter Week)
Ponder these . . . Is it Spring? Spring remi= nds me that the doctor told me to lose weight before spring. He probably me= ant 2027? Do you think anyone will actually check your tax return to be = sure it was done by April 15th? Is…
04/06/26 Grif.Net – Easter Week Hymns Quiz
What a week! We should remember Easter all year, sin= ce “every Sunday is Easter Sunday” for a Christian. Here is an = odd quiz (PLEASE: NO HELP FROM ANY SOURCE, POST ONE ANSWER PUBLICLY). All t= he clues are from famous hymns of Passion Week. Answers are the TITLE…
04/04/26 Weekend Grif.Net – Monthly Motivation
̶= 0;Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they wer= e to success when they gave up.” Thomas Edison "Next to acquiring good friends, the best a= cquisition is that of good books." Charles Colton “You must do the thing you think you…
04/03/26 Good Friday Grif.Net – Time to Change the Church Sign
Man uses duct tape to fix about anything.= God used nails to fix everything. If you think g= etting up on Sunday morning is hard, Try= rising from the dead. = Easter comes once a year. How often do you? &nbs= p; 3 nails 1 cross 4 given …
04/02/26 Grif.Net – At the Clinic
This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0062_01DCC285.4050D370 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I’m a deck of cards! “Just take a seat, Bob, and I’ll deal with you later.” Doctor, Doctor, I think the pills you gave me make me feel smaller! “Well, Bob,…
04/01/26 Grif.Net – On April 1st
In 1996 the Taco Bell Corporation announced it ha= d bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundre= ds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia w= here the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only cal= med…
03/31/26Grif.Net – The Right Time (part 2)
"You know it’s time to leave your church when . . .&nbs= p; You’re cast as the donkey in the = Christmas cantata. Your wife moves her membership letter to another church.= The trustees have been marching around your house the last six days prayin= g and carrying…
03/30/26 The Right Time (part 1)
[When IS the right time to leave a church? How do you know? Her= e is some advice:] "You know it’s time to leave your church when . . .= You return from vacation to find the visiting preacher’s name on yo= ur mailbox. Your church…
03/28/26 Weekend Grif.Net – Masai Warrior
One d= ay Joseph, who was walking along one of these hot, dirty, African roads, me= t someone who shared the gospel of Jesus Christ with him. Then and th= ere he accepted Jesus as his Lord and Savior. The power of th= e Spirit began transforming his life; he…