Daily Humor

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated = as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of t= he Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it.   What he saw was an old= leaf that had been pressed in between…

Top 10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Dad Say]=   – Well, what do y= ou know? I’m lost. We’ll have to stop and get some directions.   – Well, hone= y, you are thirteen now. I bet you’re ready to start dating.   – Here are the= keys to…

[Ever= y year I promise my bride I will not mention her age or her birthday on my = Grif Net blog. I boast about mine, since God has been good to give me 78+ y= ears. So now I am pleased that my wife finally caught up with me. …

What = kind of building weighs the least?A lighthouse &nbsp= ; Did you hear about the final unit available in the apartment bui= lding? It was last but not leased What clothes does a house wear= ?An address   Why did the house go to = the doctor? It had…

[A nurse who worked for years with the dying wrote a list of= the top 5 regrets people say aloud on their deathbed.  This confirmed= my desire NOT to say any of these.] 1. "I wish I’d had the courage to live= a life true to myself, not the life…

[25 y= ears ago (January 2001), I posted what it will be like in the future in Cal= ifornia. These were funny jokes about the future. Now? Many are true.]=   **You make over $300,0= 00 and still can’t afford a house. &= nbsp; **You ride a bus and are…

Why did the hockey player color his teeth orange? So they would be easier to find on the ice= =2E   Why is a pig in the house like a house on fire? The sooner it is put out, the better.   Why did the baker qu= it making donuts?…

Did you hear the one about . . . the elephant with d= iarrhea? It’s all over town.=   Di= d you hear the one about . . . the canyon? It’s Grand.   Did you hear the one about . . . the bed?] It hasn’t been made up…

Came = across a list of Tom Swifty jokes, where the final adverb adds a sharp (and= funny) point to the sentence. Of course, for my grandkids I changed if all= to “Grandpa” instead of “Tom”.  So now workin= g on some “Grandpa Swifties”.   “I don’t think I could…

Many had fun with last week’s quiz, so here is= another odd quiz.  Clues may sound CRAZY, but each answer is sane and= fitting for the definition   PLEASE: NO HELP FROM ANY SOURCE POST ONE ANSWER PUBLICLY   Example:y =3D Musician= who does nothing but fiddle around =3D violinist…

My li= fe I give to You, O Lord, Use me, I pray. May I= glorify Your precious name In all I do and say. Let me trust You in the valley dark As well as in the light= , Knowing You will always lead me; Your will is= always…

I just saw a grandpa help a youngster who was j= ust staring into his phone and looked lost, to cross the street.=   The road to success has too many tem= pting parking spaces.   Most people work j= ust hard enough not to get fired and get paid just…

[Many= complained that they did not receive todays Grif Net humor blog. So I&#821= 7;m sending it againand pray the Pony Express rider doesn’t run i= nto more trouble.]   Taxes Q&A = Q: There are two types of people who complain about paying t= heir income tax. A: Men…