Ponder these . . . Is it Spring? Spring remi= nds me that the doctor told me to lose weight before spring. He probably me= ant 2027? Do you think anyone will actually check your tax return to be = sure it was done by April 15th? Is…
04/06/26 Grif.Net – Easter Week Hymns Quiz
What a week! We should remember Easter all year, sin= ce “every Sunday is Easter Sunday” for a Christian. Here is an = odd quiz (PLEASE: NO HELP FROM ANY SOURCE, POST ONE ANSWER PUBLICLY). All t= he clues are from famous hymns of Passion Week. Answers are the TITLE…
04/04/26 Weekend Grif.Net – Monthly Motivation
̶= 0;Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they wer= e to success when they gave up.” Thomas Edison "Next to acquiring good friends, the best a= cquisition is that of good books." Charles Colton “You must do the thing you think you…
04/03/26 Good Friday Grif.Net – Time to Change the Church Sign
Man uses duct tape to fix about anything.= God used nails to fix everything. If you think g= etting up on Sunday morning is hard, Try= rising from the dead. = Easter comes once a year. How often do you? &nbs= p; 3 nails 1 cross 4 given …
04/02/26 Grif.Net – At the Clinic
This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0062_01DCC285.4050D370 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I’m a deck of cards! “Just take a seat, Bob, and I’ll deal with you later.” Doctor, Doctor, I think the pills you gave me make me feel smaller! “Well, Bob,…
04/01/26 Grif.Net – On April 1st
In 1996 the Taco Bell Corporation announced it ha= d bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundre= ds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia w= here the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only cal= med…
03/31/26Grif.Net – The Right Time (part 2)
"You know it’s time to leave your church when . . .&nbs= p; You’re cast as the donkey in the = Christmas cantata. Your wife moves her membership letter to another church.= The trustees have been marching around your house the last six days prayin= g and carrying…
03/30/26 The Right Time (part 1)
[When IS the right time to leave a church? How do you know? Her= e is some advice:] "You know it’s time to leave your church when . . .= You return from vacation to find the visiting preacher’s name on yo= ur mailbox. Your church…
03/28/26 Weekend Grif.Net – Masai Warrior
One d= ay Joseph, who was walking along one of these hot, dirty, African roads, me= t someone who shared the gospel of Jesus Christ with him. Then and th= ere he accepted Jesus as his Lord and Savior. The power of th= e Spirit began transforming his life; he…
03/27/26 Grif.Net – Old Jokes (part 5)
A priest, a minis= ter, and a rabbit walk into the blood bank. The rabbit said, “I believe that I am a type o.” ~~ A woman was trying= hard to get the ketchup out of the container. During her struggle, the pho= ne rang so she asked…
03/26/26 Grif.Net – 0ld Jokes (part 4)
Why do North Korean children draw the best straight lines? They ha= ve a supreme ruler. Why do= so many people in Taiwan have the same blood type? They live= in the capital city of Taipei. Why did = the New York hot dog cart worker get fired?She…
03/25/26 Grif.Net – Old Joke Week (part 3)
A guy went to the eye doctor. He said, “I have= trouble seeing things at a distance.” The doc took him over to the= window, pointed up to the sky, and asked, “What do you see up there?= ” The guy says, “The sun.” Doc said, “That̵=…
03/24/26 Grif.Net – Old Joke Week (part 2)
Larry was an old pi= ece of lasso who steps into a cafe one day for a coke. The waitress looks = at him suspiciously and says, “Hey, Pal, we don’t serve ropes h= ere.” Larry steps outside, ties himself into a clove hitch and= unravels one of his…