Daily Humor

What = kind of building weighs the least?A lighthouse &nbsp= ; Did you hear about the final unit available in the apartment bui= lding? It was last but not leased What clothes does a house wear= ?An address   Why did the house go to = the doctor? It had…

[A nurse who worked for years with the dying wrote a list of= the top 5 regrets people say aloud on their deathbed.  This confirmed= my desire NOT to say any of these.] 1. "I wish I’d had the courage to live= a life true to myself, not the life…

[25 y= ears ago (January 2001), I posted what it will be like in the future in Cal= ifornia. These were funny jokes about the future. Now? Many are true.]=   **You make over $300,0= 00 and still can’t afford a house. &= nbsp; **You ride a bus and are…

Why did the hockey player color his teeth orange? So they would be easier to find on the ice= =2E   Why is a pig in the house like a house on fire? The sooner it is put out, the better.   Why did the baker qu= it making donuts?…

Did you hear the one about . . . the elephant with d= iarrhea? It’s all over town.=   Di= d you hear the one about . . . the canyon? It’s Grand.   Did you hear the one about . . . the bed?] It hasn’t been made up…

Came = across a list of Tom Swifty jokes, where the final adverb adds a sharp (and= funny) point to the sentence. Of course, for my grandkids I changed if all= to “Grandpa” instead of “Tom”.  So now workin= g on some “Grandpa Swifties”.   “I don’t think I could…

Many had fun with last week’s quiz, so here is= another odd quiz.  Clues may sound CRAZY, but each answer is sane and= fitting for the definition   PLEASE: NO HELP FROM ANY SOURCE POST ONE ANSWER PUBLICLY   Example:y =3D Musician= who does nothing but fiddle around =3D violinist…

My li= fe I give to You, O Lord, Use me, I pray. May I= glorify Your precious name In all I do and say. Let me trust You in the valley dark As well as in the light= , Knowing You will always lead me; Your will is= always…

I just saw a grandpa help a youngster who was j= ust staring into his phone and looked lost, to cross the street.=   The road to success has too many tem= pting parking spaces.   Most people work j= ust hard enough not to get fired and get paid just…

[Many= complained that they did not receive todays Grif Net humor blog. So I&#821= 7;m sending it againand pray the Pony Express rider doesn’t run i= nto more trouble.]   Taxes Q&A = Q: There are two types of people who complain about paying t= heir income tax. A: Men…

Really not much humor in this time of year in America. April= 15th is the date for filing income taxes.=C2=A0 Of course, the amount has = already either been withheld weekly from paychecks (which the government ha= s then used free all year) or if self-employed, through quarterly estimated= payments.…

Thoughts on Losing Weight –   "A diet is a weigh of li= fe."   "It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight,= it’s the seconds."   "It’s something most of us do religiously: We= eat what we want and pray we don’t gain weight."  …

Here is another odd quiz.  Clues may sound CRAZ= Y, but each answer is sane and fitting for the definition   PLEASE: NO HELP= FROM ANY SOURCE POST ONE ANSWER PUBLICL= Y   Example:x. Two bicycles that look exactly alike =3D Identical Schwi= ns   Quiz: 1. A scientist whose…