I bur=
nt 800 calories this morning.
I forgot the pizza in the oven.=
Every single morning I get hit by the s=
ame bike.
It’s a vicious cycle.
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p;
Every morning, I find that somebody has quietly put a bunch of =
celery on my front door step.
I think I’m being stalked=
=2E
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:=
30 AM this morning and asked, “Do you know what time it is?”
Can you believe that, 2:30 AM?!
Luckily for him=
I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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My =
radio only works in the morning.
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It’s an AM radio.=
This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room=
with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans.
I said, ̶=
0;Who is this guy?”
My Grandpa said, “My hip repl=
acement.”
I woke up this morning t=
o find all by books and knick-knacks scattered all over the floor.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
I couldn’t find the car window scraper this morning, so I used =
a plastic store discount card to clean my windows.
It didn=
217;t work very well.
I only got 20% off.
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~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring on=
ly Him”
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[email protected] www.grif.net