At breakfast, my wife said: Honey, you forgot I want=
ed French toast this morning.
Me: Oops. =
Sorry.
(raising glass) VIVE LA FRANCE!
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My favorite =
Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France.
That place was giving me the cr=EApes.
My family complains that =
I never talk during breakfast because I still read a newspaper.
I’ve already confessed to them that I’m=
behind The Times.
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What did Salvidor Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal.
What do cannibals eat for brea=
kfast?
Captain Crunch.
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“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”=
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