The bride said I am getting older. I denied it. I’m still in my 50’s and have memories of the world under Ike, but I’m not “old” like my parents. So I made a list of famous actresses that I thought were “beautiful” or “sexy”. Then she shared the approximate…
01/03/07 Grif.Net – Emergency
A man was struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lay dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathered around. “A priest – somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped. A policeman checked the crowd–no priest, no minister, no man of…
01/02/07 Grif.Net – Brain
A man is told by his doctor that he is dying of an inoperable brain tumor, with only weeks to live. “We do have hope,” the doctor says. “We can attempt a brain transplant. However, it is very experimental, and very expensive.” “How much would it cost me?” the patient…
01/01/07 Grif.Net – Cuppa Coffee on New Year Morning
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment…
12/30/06 Weekend Grif.Net – Never Forget
The Associated Press announced that the US Navy has launched the USS New York. With the retirement of a nuclear submarine with the same name, the name was give to the fifth in a new class of warship – designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will…
12/29/2006 Grif.Net – Google This
Due to repeated hacking of the Grif.net website by script kiddies we have moved to Google groups. You can view much of the archive there and you can sign up for future Grif.Net mailings. You can bet we will bring back the archives as we have time. Until then, enjoy…