A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Cosmetics: A woman’s means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given