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Big hubbub this past week on Mrs. Obama’s “shorts” when vacationing in Wyoming and Arizona. Not an issue for me, compared to the MILLIONS of dollars she is spending on her White House staff. From a Canadian news link – “There has never been anyone in the White House at…

[Ivan, a preacher in Illinois, sent this bit of humor] A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough…

[Some of these are new; some are as old as Iowa and twice as corny, but I found myself laughing again. Maybe you will, too] If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter? If there is no God, who pops up the next…

Have your children finished their “Summer Reading List”? Mine were intrigued with the titles and the authors’ names. “I Love Fractions”, by Lois Denominator. “Learn the Alphabet with Me”, by Abe B. Seedy “Uninteresting Advertising Signs”, by Bill Bored. “The French Chef”, by Sue Flay. “I’m a Lumberjack”, by Tim…

The temperature of Heaven may be accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, “Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days.” Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much…

This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day. Breakfast 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast – dry 8 oz skim milk Lunch 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed spinach 1 cup herb tea 1 Oreo cookie Midafternoon…

In every Islamic Republic, operated by Sharia law, not only do sports mix with Islam, they are guided by it. Regularly Islamic Olympians are told to represent Allah well by their efforts. Prayer time is performed together as a team, to build the team character. Yet in Dearborn, Michigan, a…

I’m not sure of all the details of the new health-care program, but I’m already fearful because of my HMO. Not saying the HMO was bad, but . . . * Directions to your doctor’s office include, “take a left when you enter the trailer park.” * Only item listed…

Sue shared this with me . . and I can relate!! If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a…