[Another day, even MORE unanswerable questions]
If you’re a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
Is drilling for oil boring?
Is the nose the scenter of the face?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing
“Happy Birthday?”
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
What happened to the first 6 UP’s?
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”