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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day? It works for me! Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people…

[Some quotations by men who knew something about bad government and what to do about it:] 1. “Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.” ~Thomas Jefferson 2. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. ~John Adams 3. Free men do not ask…

If Life Were Like a Computer . . . You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn…

Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer: 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it more than you tell your spouse. 8) You think of the computer in your office as your “friend,” but you forget to send…

Who Wants to Be a Wyoming Millionaire? $100 – Capital city? a. Laramie b. Casper c. Cheyenne d. Sheridan $200 – Wyoming is called the Cowboy State. What is its other state nickname? a. Mountain State b. Land of Opportunity c. Sportsman’s Paradise d. Equality State $400 – State that…

New month so have to share some truly awful puns . . . Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying. I think I might be lack-toes intolerant. I met a man who fell into an upholstery machine. Fortunately, he’s fully…

Now it’s time for the man’s rules. We always hear “the rules” for the feminine side. OK. We are now going to hear the rules from the man’s side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered “1” on purpose. [Copied, the original source is unknown . .…

[Came across a humdinger of a blog article. Was even MORE startled when I saw who wrote it – a ditzy blonde actress of Saturday Night Live fame. But what she said was spot on.] Cheetos (Poor People Need Fathers Not Government Programs) by Victoria Jackson I’m sitting in a…

[Some noticed two little icons at the bottom of recent grif.net messages. These are “counter” boxes, to show the popularity of the grif.net web site. No need to ever click on them, although they will contain a list of 1000 top “Baptist” or “Christian” sites, many of which are VERY…

The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people…

Do YOU have favorites? We will have grif.net readers share on Friday.]   There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.  I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me…

[Day 2. All true, some more than others. Thanks to BJ for collecting these and passing them on. Do YOU have favorites? We will have grif.net readers share on Friday.] While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it. MapQuest really needs…

[All true… Some more than others. Thanks to BJ for collecting these and passing them on. Do YOU have favorite questions or statements? We will have grif.net readers share on Friday] The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too…