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[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, I thought I would share some father-fodder each day leading up to Father’s Day.] “It matters not that Time has shed his thawless snow upon your head, For he maintains, with wondrous art, perpetual summer in your heart.” ~William Hamilton Hayne…

[Father-fodder to spread joy and tears leading up to Father’s Day] “Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants ’round thy table”. ~Psalm 128:3 “A wise son makes a glad father.” ~Proverbs 10:1 “The righteous man walks in his…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, here is a week-long batch of father-fodder] “Father. There cannot be a holier name for God Himself.” ~William Wordsworth “Thank you for being my Dad. No matter how tall I grow, I’ll always look up to you.” ~Bob Griffin “To every…

[Special father-fodder weekend edition leading up to Father’s Day] God took ~the strength of a mountain ~the majesty of a tree ~the warmth of the summer sun ~the calm of a quiet sea ~the generous soul of nature ~the comforting arm of night ~the wisdom of the ages ~the power…

[More father-fodder each day] There are four stages in a man’s life: 1. He believes in Santa Claus 2. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus 3. He is Santa Claus 4. He looks like Santa Claus ~Anonymous “I don’t want to imply my father is old, but when he was…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, I thought I would share some father-fodder each day for a fortnight leading up to Father’s Day. Feel free to use any you like.] “A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take us there,…

[More father-fodder each day for a fortnight leading up to Father’s Day] “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” ~Charles Wadsworth “Father is a banker provided by nature.” ~French Proverb “When a father gives to his…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, I thought I would share some father-fodder each day for a fortnight leading up to Father’s Day.] “Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Think about your father: He…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, I thought I would share some father-fodder each day for a fortnight leading up to Father’s Day. Tried to list sources: feel free to use any you like.] “When I as a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant, I…

A woman who worked for years with the dying wrote a list of the top 5 regrets people say aloud on their deathbed. This confirmed my desire NOT to say any of these. 1. “I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life…

[By request, repeat of the Top 10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Dad Say] – Well, what do you know? I’m lost. We’ll have to stop and get some directions. – Well, honey, you are thirteen now. I bet you’re ready to start dating. – I like all of your…

Q: How many ears did Davy Crockett have? A: Three A left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear. (Okay, I’ve been hangin’ with my grandkids too long . . . ) ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

Ken told a story that is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The…