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[Key: Read each capitalized letter as the letter itself, not part of a word] M R ducks M R knot O S A R C M wangs L I B, M R ducks M R snakes M R knot O S A R C M B D I’s L I…

In the Dark? Follow the Son. Don’t Let Worry Kill You – Let the Church Help Want a New Look for 2013? Come, Have your Faith Lifted Running Low on Faith? Stop in for a Fill-up. Fight Truth Decay – Read Your Bible Trouble Sleeping? Come hear Pastor Bob’s Sermon…

[Forwarded to the Grif.Net by a friend who left his legs in Vietnam, who knows all about the character of our military. I am abridging the story in my sermon tomorrow – as Jesus gives us the order to “abide” in Him, to stand and never waver.] On Nov 13,…

[Forwarded to the Grif.Net by a friend who left his legs in Vietnam, who knows all about the character of our military. I am abridging the story in my sermon tomorrow – as Jesus gives us the order to “abide” in Him, to stand and never waver.] On Nov 13,…

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment…

Friend in New York City writes: I heard the government warning recently issued that anyone traveling in icy conditions should take: – Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag – Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves – 24 hours supply of food and drink – De-icer – 5 lbs of rock…

Friend in New York City writes: I heard the government warning recently issued that anyone traveling in icy conditions should take: – Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag – Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves – 24 hours supply of food and drink – De-icer – 5 lbs of rock…

From Jimmy Fallon – Barbara Walters has released part of her “Most Fascinating People” list. This year Hillary Clinton and Honey Boo Boo are both on it. That’s right. The woman who may soon be president – and Hillary Clinton. From Jay Leno – Today in Washington, President Obama met…

[Diane forwarded this barbed humor going around New Delhi] Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one on your grasp of the English language. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.” Mujibar said,…

[Diane forwarded this barbed humor going around New Delhi] Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one on your grasp of the English language. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.” Mujibar said,…

Char reminded me that one must be very specific in the choice of words: Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s Morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.” Wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer really screwed up now.” ~~ Dr Bob…

[A Wisconsin pastor forwarded me this thought-provoking political story yesterday, so I changed my weekend grif.net as I consider this important.] I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the coming implementation of the health care bill. I could not…

Bob decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his rifles and shotgun, and assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke.…