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A friend = suggested going camping for my vacation. Camping?? That’s the dumbest = vacation I ever heard of in my life.   Like I’m gonna = work all year so I can go out and pretend I’m homeless for two = weeks?   But I DID want to =…

Saw obituaries in the news and = brought a tear to the eye. (1) Jacob Hall, inventor of throat = lozenges, has died.  Arrangements are pending, but it is assumed = there will be no coffin at his funeral.   (2) = John = Hokey, creator of the Hokey Pokey dance…

At the Ladies = Tea: “How many boxes of Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start = seeing results?” At a caf=E9: = “Two of the vegan customers were arguing over whether to call = their previous disagreement a = ‘beef’.” At Starbucks, = overheard a Bernie…

[The famous “Dr Bob”, founder of the = Grif.Net, recently sat down for an interview with reporters to share = insights about himself, his past and other milestones of the Grif.Net = daily blog celebrating 1996-2016 20-year anniversary. Presidents Day = seemed appropriate to look into the humble mind of…

When you thought I wasn’t looking, I = saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately = wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn’t looking, I = saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind…

*Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does = insanity.   *When a man brings a woman flowers for no reason, = there’s a reason.   *Alimony is the wages of sin.   *You = can always tell a real lady . . . but not much.   *Don’t = sow…

[Advice culled from my experiences of being happily = married for nearly 3 years. Which is not bad, since I’ve been married 46 = years]   *There are two ways to handle a woman. Nobody knows = either of them.   *Never = argue with your wife when she’s tired…

[Rebecca forwarded these timely = reminders for living]   **Your shoes are the first thing = people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.      &nbs= p; **A person’s height is determined = by their father, and their weight is determined by their = mother.   **If a part of your…

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE NOT READING YOUR BIBLE = ENOUGH –10 The Preacher announces the sermon is from = Galatians … and you check the table of contents. –9 You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have = had a few hit songs during the 60’s. –8 You open to…

If everyone in the world joined hands around the = Equator, wouldn’t most of them drown?   If a = Buddhist ordered a hot dog, would he ask for “one with = everything”?   If corn oil = is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then…

THE HANDWRITING ON THE = WALL A weary mother returned from = the storeLugging groceries through the kitchen door.Awaiting her = arrival was her eight-year-old sonAnxious to relate what his younger = brother had done. "While I was out playing and Dad was on a = callT.J. took his crayons…

[Here are a couple more “Top = Jokes” according to a magazine survey.  And trust me, THESE = are the “best”.  Ugh.  Most were not every worthy = of a grimace.]   When Susan’s boyfriend proposed marriage = to her she said: ”I love the simple things in life, but…

[In 2010 a survey was taken by a large = British magazine for the “Top Jokes/Gags” of all time.  = Here is a sampling of their ‘best’, of which I found only a = couple to actually be ‘funny’.] A woman gets on a bus = with her baby. The…