Q. During the Flood, where did Noah keep the =
bees?
A. In ark hives
Q. Instead =
of his nose, why did Grandpa cover his mouth when he sneezed?
A. To =
catch his teeth.
Q. Why was =
the Egyptian child confused?
A. Her =
daddy was her mummy.
Q. How do =
you make an artichoke?
A. Strangle =
it.
Q. Why bring a rope to the Basketball =
Tournament?
A. To tie the score.
Q. Why are =
fishermen and shepherds not to be trusted?
A. Because they live by hook and by =
crook.
Q. Why is Bob so cruel in the =
kitchen?
A. He whips the cream, =
strains the soup and makes the beef stew.
Q. Why did =
the man bring a bag of feathers to the used car lot?
A. He wanted to make a down payment.
Q. Why was =
the little shoe sad?
A. His father =
was a sneaker, his mother was a loafer and all his friends stuck their =
tongues out at him.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"