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A farmer lived in ancient Rome. He was working = in the fields one day when he came across a giant strawberry, about one = foot wide and 18 inches high. He thought this would be a novelty that = many would want to see, so he took it home,…

The lady with the pet rabbit (yesterday’s story) = wanted to get some more rabbits and see it she could train them all to = do tricks.  She bought ten and taught them to stand in a line = across a stage and hold one arm up high like they…

A housewife acquired a pet rabbit and taught = it to do all kinds of tricks. She noticed, however, that the animal was = very self-conscious and wouldn’t perform any time it was being observed, = which defeated the purpose of teaching it to do tricks in the first =…

The biblical book of Judges gives detailed stories = about men/women who were raised up to deliver their nation in times of = great trouble.  Some, like Gideon, Samson, Deborah have chapters = devoted to their lives and work.  Others have just a few paragraphs = or verses recording their…

On my next T-shirt I’m thinking of more possible = slogans . . .   “If I = say I will do it, I will do it. You don’t have to remind me about = it every 6 months”   “I = can’t fix stupid, but I can use duct…

A man with a cucumber in his ear, a carrot in = his nose, and a tomato in his eye walked into the doctor’s office. He = said, "Doc, I’m not feeling well. What’s wrong with = me?" The doctor replied, "First of all, I = don’t think you’re eating…

A lady went into her butcher shop complaining = about some hot dogs she had just bought. "The middle of each hot = dog was meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends were just filler = and cereal!" "Well," said the butcher. = "These days it’s hard to make ends =…

Grif.Net Ice-skating Instructor =3D Landon = McKeester   Grif.Net Pension Fund Manager =3D Dot = Comstock   Grif.Net Pseudonym Consultant =3D Norm De = Plume   Grif.Net Photographer =3D F. Stop = Fitzgerald   Grif.Net Plastic Surgeon =3D Fay = Slift   Grif.Net Personal Trainer =3D Jim = Shortz  …

Gene Kelly made An American In = Paris in the studios in Hollywood. The next year he decided = to make a film which this time would be shot on location in Paris. =   So he went over there with = the camera crew, and the first scene called…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0386_01D23741.F917E3A0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=”—-=_NextPart_001_0387_01D23741.F917E3A0″ ——=_NextPart_001_0387_01D23741.F917E3A0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [November 5th, 2016 at 11 am today we will have the memorial service for my mother-in-law’s second husband, Carl Collea. They were married 20 years and he passed into the presence of…

One day three fishermen were out in a boat in = the Gulf of Mexico. They had not caught a thing all day when suddenly, = one of the fishermen’s poles started jerking. He grabbed it and started = reeling in his line and shouting, "I got something! I got…

I recently saw a distraught young lady in tears = beside her car in the parking lot. “ Do you need some = help?"  I asked.   She = replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote = door unlock-clicker.  Now I can’t get into my…

[Many liked our listing of “saints” to = help us that we shared on the eve of All Saints Day.  Well, as = least one person did. Or maybe said it wasn’t half bad. So here = are a few more Patron Saints.]   *For = seamstresses =3D St. Itch…