[Overheard at the =
water cooler during our week of jokes about =
taxes]
"I put =
all my investment money into taxes. They’re the only thing that’s =
sure to go up!"
"The =
Government says we should be proud to be paying taxes. I think I =
could be just as proud for about a third of the =
money."
"Trying to do =
your own taxes is like a do-it-yourself =
mugging."
"Why does a =
‘slight tax increase’ cost you two hundred dollars, and a ‘substantial =
tax cut’ save you two dollars?"
“A fine is a =
tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing =
right.”
“According to =
the government, a taxpayer is someone who has what it =
takes.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"