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[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What game do = snowmen enjoy? Making snow = angels.   What did one = snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell = carrots?  Why did the…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   How do snowmen = make their beds? With sheets of = ice and blankets of snow.   What kind of = money snowmen use in the North Pole? Cold…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What sort of = cake do snowmen like? Any kind, as = long as it has thick icing.   What do you = get when you cross a snowman…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What time is = it when little white flakes fall past the classroom = window? Snow and = Tell.   What is it = called when a snowman has…

A young man = went to seek an important position at a large printing company. He = passed the initial interview and was going to meet the director for the = final interview. The director = saw his resume, it was excellent. And asked, "Have you = received a scholarship…

[Signs that I = just might have eaten too much for Thanksgiving . . . = ]   *Paramedics = had to bring in the ‘Jaws of Life’ late last night to pry me = out of my Lazy-Boy   *The doctor = told me my weight would be perfect…

[Seriously, = why be thankful this day?  God love for me demands = it!]   Psalm = 103:2 = "Bless the Lord O My Soul and forget not all His = benefits."   I Chronicles = 16:34 = “Give thanks to the LORD, for He is good; His love endures…

[MORE Famous = Sayings]   Thanksgiving = dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve = minutes. Half-time in the football game takes twelve minutes. This is = not a coincidence.   Every = Thanksgiving I think about how much Pilgrims had to sacrifice just so we…

[Famous = Quotations]   Archeologists = 10,000 years from now will believe Thanksgiving was a sacred feast where = gravy boats were worshipped.   &nb= sp;  I’m = looking forward to seeing the pies this Thanksgiving more than members = of my own family.   Thanksgiving = is the day men…

[Things I need to remember this week]   Remember . . = . Teach the grandkids: Cows go moo.  Pigs go oink.  = Turkeys go great with cranberry sauce.   This week is = Thanksgiving. Focus.  Start thinking about the fat boy in the = chimney only when you turn…

&#= 8220;John Welsh, = you are to report to the King’s Council in = Edinburgh."   When John = Welsh stepped out of his pulpit in Ayr, Scotland, on = July 23, 1605, the King’s men came for him with that order. The = Scottish pastor had preached that morning…

[More question = for the grandkids coming next week. Some old, some = new.]   What do you = call grandpa when he finds there is no bread in the = morning? Lack toast = intolerant   Why did the = newborn baby miss his umbilical cord? He had grown…

[Here is an = assortment of odd unattributed quotations I found in my files that may = bring you a smile:]   "No man = has ever been shot while doing the dishes, mopping floors, or taking out = the trash."   "When all = is said and done, it’s…