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There was a = perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After a perfect courtship, = they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together was, of course, = perfect.   One snowy, = stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding = road when they noticed someone…

“The = minister came to call yesterday. He told me that, since I’m = getting up in years, I should be thinking about the = hereafter.”   “So what = did you tell him?”   “I said = I think about that all the time.  Wherever I am – in…

[Possible = names for senior citizens suggested in Newsweek (April 23, 1990). = Thankfully NONE of these have caught = on.] WHOOPIES =3D = Well-Healed Older People   OPALS =3D = Older Persons with Active Lifestyles   GRUMPIES =3D = Gown-Up Mature People   OOMPAS =3D Old = Or Mature…

[I love little = odd trivia quizzes to keep my stroke-addled brain sharpened.  = I’ve collected questions that just seem to make little sense or = are just totally off my radar.  So here are a few compiled for YOUR = brain’s pleasure today.]   1.  What = US state…

[Not sure what = grade the students got with these answers]   Teacher: What = math term describes a kettle of boiling water on top of a = mountain? Student:  = A high-pot-in-use.   Teacher: How = did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new = land? Student:  =…

‘Getting = late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat = over the shoulder and bounded out of the house.   As he drove = away, she came running down the stairs two at a time. ‘Wait, = wait’, she said, but he had…

Did= you hear that the McDonald brothers (both A and W) killed the Burger = King? Police report said it was witnessed by Five Guys.  They = surmise it was over some gal named Wendy.   Don= ’t miss the funeral. Remember, it will not be at the = Church’s,…

[Assorted Q/A = for the kids to use in school over the next couple = weeks.]   Q. Why did the = gingerbread man go to the doctors? A. He was = feeling crummy.   Q. = What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other…

[Last = Christmas my grandkids wanted an iPad or tablet. On my social security = income, I was able to purchase them a less-expensive alternative, the = Etch-a-Sketch.  If you want to save money this year, here are some = questions that will help you explain this wonderful technology to…

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot = do.   Take Beethoven, for example. They told him he could = never be a musician because he was deaf.   But did he = listen to them?  No way . . .   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin =…

[We always start the first workday of each month with high-class = humor.]   Stairs cannot be trusted. They’re always up to = something. And elevators are dangerous too, so I’m taking = steps to avoid them. When the = escalator stopped, everyone staired.   My first ride = on…

A son took his = elderly father, who had recently suffered a stroke, to a nice restaurant = for dinner. His father, being very old and weak, fumbled with his fork, = dropped food on his shirt and trousers while eating and drooled a = little from a sagging corner of…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What do = snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted = Flakes.  What do = snowmen wear on their heads? Ice = caps  What = nickname can you call a snowman…