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[A few more = thoughts on ‘this getting-old-is-getting-old’ time of life = as I tune up to sing Auld Lang Syne]   YOU KNOW = YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN . . .   . . . your = head makes promises your body can’t possibly = keep.   . .…

[I am a = =E2=80=9Csenior=E2=80=9D and some remarks get old easily. Just warning = you.]   =E2=80=9CYou=E2= =80=99re doing well =E2=80=93 for your = age.=E2=80=9D   =E2=80=9CYou=E2= =80=99re not getting any younger, you = know.=E2=80=9D   =E2=80=9CYou=E2= =80=99re just remarkable!=E2=80=9D (Meaning: How can you do what you do = when…

‘Twas the day = after Christmas, and all through the house,Every creature was = hurting, even the mouse. The toys were = all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on = his head.   Wrapping and = ribbons just covered the floor, While upstairs the family…

CHRISTMAS = STORY (GOSPEL OF LUKE) "And it = came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar = Augustus, that all the world should be taxed. (And this taxing was first = made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be…

Did you know = that according to the song, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", = Santa has eleven reindeer?   We all know = the first eight.  The song goes, "There’s Dasher and Dancer = and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and Donner and = Blitzen."   Then there’s =…

These were the = weeks of school after Thanksgiving and before Christmas break.  The = first grade teacher gave her class a fun assignment related to BOTH = holidays.  Draw a picture of a present they hoped to get AND for = which they were truly thankful.   Most of…

[Trivia: Some = simple, some challenging, but all will focus your mind on Christmas = past]   41. What is = the most popular Christmas-tree topper?   42. What snack = is often left out for Santa?   43. What does = Alvin want for Christmas?   44. What do…

[Trivia: Some = simple, some challenging, but all will focus your mind on Christmas = past]   31. What song = was originally titled “One Horse Open = Sleigh”?   32. What gift = did Caspar bring?   33. What carol = demands figgy pudding?   34. In = It’s…

[Trivia: Some = simple, some challenging, but all will focus your mind on Christmas = past]   21. What one = reindeer is never mentioned in “The Night Before = Christmas”?   22. What did = Clarence receive for accomplishing his angelic = mission?   23. What carol = contains…

[Trivia: Some = simple, some challenging, but all will focus your mind on Christmas = past]   11. What was = the first gift my true love sent on the sixth day of = Christmas?   12. In what = city did Miracle on 34th Street take = place?  …

[Trivia: Some = simple, some challenging, but all will focus your mind on Christmas = past]   1. In Frosty = the Snowman, who brought Frosty back to life?   2. What = biological shortcoming made the Grinch so mean?   3. Who tells = you she’s in town by…

A lovely = little girl was holding two apples in her hands.   Her mom came = in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile, “My sweetie, = could you give your mom one of your two = apples?”   The girl = looked up at her mom…

There was a = perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After a perfect courtship, = they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together was, of course, = perfect.   One snowy, = stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding = road when they noticed someone…