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[My long-time = friend Wayne went thru 2018 watching his sweet wife Ev who was battling = cancer slowly transitioning from this world to the next. He wrote this = tribute at Christmas]   I was in my = study late on Christmas Eve and for some reason sat back…

[LAST batch of = complaints about annoying drivers] 10. Drivers whose parking is = so careless/crooked they take up more than one = spot.   9. Drivers = without proper placard parking in the marked handicapped spots (and = making me walk much further).   8. Drivers who continue to…

TEN MORE ways = drivers annoy me   10. Cars with = bumper stickers saying “Vote For Carter for = President”.   9. Drivers who = can’t grasp what the directional arrows painted on lanes at the = mall parking lot indicate.   8. Drivers who = signal for a…

Ten ways OTHER = DRIVERS ANNOY ME:   10. Try to = suffocate me with their diesel exhaust fumes at every red = light.   9. Drivers = whose bumper stickers are too small to read without tailgating = them.   8. Slow cars = in the fast lane.  …

Warning to all = Grif.Net readers.   I don’t know = WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!  I’ve always used = shampoo in the shower and when I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my = whole body.  Finally read the warning on the shampoo label: = "FOR…

50 years ago, = a preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a = dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not = appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the = Health Department.  …

TYPICAL = RESOLUTIONS include: #1- Resolved = to “lose weight” #2- Resolved = to “manage debt” #3- Resolved = to “prioritize family over work” #4- Resolved = to “exercise/get in better physical = shape” #5- Resolved = to “eat right” #6- Resolved = to "spend more time with the spouse…

[Is the new = year already boring and hum-drum? Here are some fun activities for you = to try to bring excitement and fun into your life at the office, at home = or just about anywhere]   1) At lunch = time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on…

[US States = often boast of being a historic “first” in any given = category.  Can you guess the correct state for each of these = historic “first’s”?  Bonus points for correct = year/decade]   1. FIRST state = with a public county library?   2. FIRST state = with…

[On the first = weekday of each month we try to share some top-shelf puns and = word-plays.  Sadly, this month again the ladder was too = short.]   I got my wife a “Get better soon” card.  She’s = not sick or anything, but figure she could definitely get…

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL FOR THE COMING = YEAR?   Try it without looking at the = answers……   1) = Pick your favorite number between 1-9   2) = Multiply by 3 then   3) Add = 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get…

[Since my = stroke and close call with death, I have been given “leeway” = to enjoy life a bit, especially “good eats”.  My wife = has spoiled me and I’ve eaten everything (and anything) I = craved.  It is now time to “pay the piper” and spend = the…

Working in = Detroit. Rain, rain, and more rain.   I dashed to = the rental car drop off, to the shuttle, and to the airport only to find = out from an airline ticket representative that my return flight was one = hour late.   As I cleared =…