[Can’t =
make this up. 21 real song titles from past decades, including the =
artist on whose records they were found.]
Loretta =
Lynn/Conway Twitty – “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are so =
Ugly”
Roy Clark – =
“Thank God (and Greyhound) She’s =
Gone”
Gary Nunn – =
“If You Don’t Believe I Love You, Just Ask My =
Wife”
The Texans – =
“You Take the Medicine (I’ll Take the =
Nurse)”
Charlie Walker =
– “I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight (Even if She =
Promised to Win)”
Johnny Cash – =
“I’ve Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your =
Heart”
Loretta Lynn =
– “All I Want From You (Is =
Away)”
Statler =
Brothers – “You Can’t Have Your Kate and Edith =
Too”
Jimmy Buffett =
– “If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s =
Me”
Bobby Bare – =
“Drop Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goal Post of =
Life)”
Mike Snider – =
“If My Nose Was Running Money (I’d Blow It All On =
You)”
Homer & =
Jethro – “I’ve Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in =
Bed While I Cry Over You”
Randy Hazlick =
– “I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal =
Lobotomy)”
Instant =
Witness – “I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go =
Bowling”
Ruby Wright – =
“Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens (I Cried All the Way to =
Sears)”
Mayday Parade =
– “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead =
Yet?”
Jerry Reed =
-“She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the =
Shaft”
Billy Hill – =
“Too Much Month at the End of the =
Money”
Johnny =
Paycheck – “Thanks to the Cathouse (I’m in the Doghouse With =
You)”
Jerry Lee =
Lewis – “What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of =
Me)”
Warren Zevon – =
“If You Won’t Leave Me, I’ll Find Somebody Who =
Will”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"