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My = brother-in-law opened the bottom drawer of my sister’s bureau and lifted = out a tissue-wrapped package. "This," he said, "is not a = slip. This is lingerie." He discarded the tissue and handed me the = slip. It was exquisite; silk, handmade and trimmed with a cobweb of…

[Sometimes you = just need a way to GET BACK at someone for their mean comment or deed = (or general character). Try one of these =E2=80=9CSweet = Responses=E2=80=9D on them. They might not realize the wallop for a = while 😊]   You must have = had a happy…

Bert had a = friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the = time.  It used to bother him, so he suggested his buddy Louie = should see a doctor, and have his legs checked = out.   For years, = Louie refused, and told Bert…

You THINK you = know the biblical stories but just think how the leftist press would = twist the truth . . .   &nb= sp;         = On Red Sea = Crossing: WETLANDS = TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE (Pursuing = Environmentalists Killed)   On David & = Goliath: HATE CRIME =…

My 9-year-old = daughter and I were flying from our home in Charlotte, North Carolina, = to spend a week with my husband in Miami, Florida. Mike had been in = Florida for five months working for an Internet start-up company. We = were excited about the trip because we…

A young man in = his first home was planting some flower seeds on a sweltering day, = sweating from the hot sun.   His neighbor = suggested, =E2=80=9CIf you were smart, you=E2=80=99d wait until the sun = goes down, or plant in the morning when it is = coolest.=E2=80=9D…

When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car = after a service, we were told the keys had accidentally been locked in = it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic = working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.…

[Lots of = variation of this old humor monolog back from my undergrad days.  = But it made me look at ordination (nearly 50 years ago today) with great = fear and trepidation]   Down in the = deep south lived a man known in his county as “Uncle Zeke.”…

"We have = your son," said the kidnapper over the = phone.   "I don’t = have a son," says the woman.   "Then who = just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his = sandwiches?"   "Oh = goodness, you have my husband!"  …

Wife:  = “I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to = donate.”   Husband: = “Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much = easier.”   Wife: = “But there are poor starving people who can really use these = clothes.”   Husband: = “Honey,…

Are = non-believers dissatisfied with their lives? Are they empty or unhappy = with their actions or thoughts? From what I see, most seem to be getting = along just fine without Christ and don’t seem unhappy at all. = How can = this be? The Bible teaches that God…

[Another month = arrives, and on the first weekday of each month we offer a selection of = word plays and/or puns.  Of course, you’re = welcome.] I’m building a car from leftover hardware, junk, = and appliances.  I even got the motor from an old washing = machine.  I…

[On Tuesday we offered funny jokes for elementary kids about = money.  Today’s blog has FOUR slightly tougher use-your-brain = questions for the kids OR the older crowd. Answers next month. Er, = tomorrow.] 1. Using only addition, how can you add eight 8’s to = get the number 1,000?…